++ Haldir: Love Test
First, see if Haldir and you are a good match! ;-)(Don't worry, I CANNOT see anything you type in any of these slots; there is no way I can see the history of it, so type whatever you like!)
No? Well perhaps you'd like to consult the obsession list...
You know you're obsessed with Haldir when...
... you typically decorate your entire bedroom wall with specially printed posters and wall hangings of your own, little glossy photos, and heck even around your entire house.
... you insist on having everyone call you 'Haldir' - or a name with 'Haldir' in it - as though it was your real name, and refuse to answer to anything else.
... you lock yourself in your room for a months and give your parents the infamous silent treatment because they wouldn't let you hire a professional artist to paint Haldir onto your bedroom wall.
... you thought it was so unfair for fans to be able to have life-sized standups of Legolas, that you printed out a life-sized cardboard standup of Haldir and hammered it to your bedside wall.
... you have attempted and/or succeeded to craft a life-sized wax model of Haldir.
... that said wax model stands outside of your bedroom door to greet you whenever you leave your room.
... you've successfully created an accurate reproduction of one or more of Haldir's costumes.
... the costume(s) is/are complete with an accurately forged sword of Haldir's.
... you go out on a regular day, clad in your preciousss Haldir attire.
... you get pulled over instantly by an officer and had your Haldir sword confiscated, despite your manic shrieks of protest.
... you dye your hair blond and braid it up Haldir-style.
... you attempt to run across a flimsy rope - that is obviously hithlain - attached to two trees, each on one side of a roaring river.
... you try to lead your friends across the river on that rope and assure them that they are completely safe in an Elf's hands.
... you have 20/20 vision and still wear blue contacts, just so your eyes will look more like Haldir's.
... you say to any short man with a beard who speaks to you, "We have not had dealings with the Dwarves since the Dark Days."
... and that short bearded man turns out to be your principal.
... you know the significance of 'Ridlah'.
... you know who Hathaldir is.
... your e-mail address contains 'haldir' or 'lorien'.
... every screen name of yours is Haldir-related.
... you claim every day to be married to Haldir.
... the father of your child is Haldir.
... you ONLY roleplay as Haldir or his lover, and think about suiciding when someone else has already claimed those roles.
... you blindfold your friends when you lead them into your house and upstairs to your bedroom.
... when you arrive, you remove their blindfolds and spread your arms out, booming, "Behold! You are come to Cerin Amroth!"
... you write millions of fanfictions on your married life with Haldir.
... you dream only of Haldir.
... you hate Legolas with a fiery passion because he is more known than Haldir.
... you greet your friends with "Mae govannen, 'FirstName FathersName-ion'."
... you own every model there is to own of Haldir.
... you learned to speak Sindarin only because Haldir spoke it.
... you cry "daro!" when trying to stop a friend in the hallway.
... you tell people to "halt" instead of "hang on" or "stop".
... you play 'Isengard Unleashed' over and over again, and cry over and over again, remembering Haldir's slow death and refusing to stop listening to the song, no matter how sad it makes you.
... you set up an entire stone shrine in your garden, complete with incense and photographs of Haldir, to honour his death.
... when you are questioned of your Haldir obsession, you reply, "folly it may seem..."
... you try to incoporate Haldir's quotes into any homework or essay you do.
... you tape all of Haldir's lines from the film and load them to your mp3 as their own playlist.
... his lines are the only things on your mp3 player.
... you have a seperate playlist composed of 3000 exact copies of the track 'The Host of the Eldar', and rename each copy something different, just so your IM contacts won't notice.
... you practice your Elf-stance everyday, and freak out when your feet make the slightest noise on the ground.
... you pass out in frustration when someone hears you walk into the room.
... you set up a wooden platform on your grandmother's huge, prized tree, explaining to her that it is called a 'talan', and that you will be residing in it from here on, guarding her sacred woods.
... you write songs and poems, all dedicated to Haldir.
... those poems and songs are written in Sindarin.
... you have written an entire lament of the life of Haldir, and gleefully named it 'The Lay of Haldir'.
... your parents or husband say(s) that you call for Haldir in your sleep.
... you jump up, shrieking and pointing whenever you see Haldir appear in any of the films, even though you have seen them all no less than 1000 times.
... you do the same when Haldir appears in the book.
... you wail and throw yourself at your shrine whenever you see Haldir being struck by the Uruk.
... you vow to track down the Uruk and punish him.
... you name Haldir's sword, because it's so unfair that his didn't get a name, and everyone else's did.
... you join every fanlisting, forum or site that has anything at all to do with Haldir.
... you have every Haldir picture, screencap, graphic, banner, avatar, icon, layout, wallpaper, screensaver, button, etc. available on the www saved onto your computer.
... your IM display picture is always - of course - Haldir.
... your computer desktop wallpaper is adorned with Haldir screencaptures.
... your computer desktop icons are all different screencaptures of Haldir.
... you have sent letters containing death threats in the same manner of Haldir's death to Peter Jackson.
... an accquaintance of yours has recommended a psychiatrist to you, saying that your Haldir obsession has gone a bit too far.
... you stamp your foot and insist that it's a perfectly healthy obsession, thank you very much.
... you own a Haldir fan site! :-D
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